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May I say cheerio to everybody?
12 Answers1 week ago - 12Upvotes of all answers in this question
Remember my pen is in your mouth?
8 Answers1 week ago - 10Upvotes of all answers in this question
Why would someone leave 3 opened full packs of bread outside my house?
I woke up this morning and looked out the window to find three loathes of full bread left outside my house which has been opened. Why would someone do this
8 Answers1 week ago - 78Upvotes of all answers in this question
Don't you find what Polly and Pronk are doing to Weasel DISGUSTING?
Favorite Answer:Would hardly call what has been said common bickering and it has been going on for quite some time. That is not arguing. Slander only comes from the lowliest of individuals, and their poison perpetuated by the like minded. Associate with those kinds of people and you become tainted. There is only one way to deal with those kinds of people I believe and that is in court.
When I have called it out for what it is, slander, the cowards accused me of not being who I am, and usually my questions and answers have been reported and removed. How courageous hey!Feel sorry for the greater community of people that really used to enjoy Answers; it certainly lost it's appeal with all the spite and slander. Made some great friends along the way but I won't miss it.
Update 19/04: Again the filthy slander (again no evidence). Also again I am accused of being someone else; boring! I live in Australia, a completely different country to Weasel. I don't hide behind "anonymous" and have never had need for a sock account (note the accuser actually admits to having a few). I don't have the need to abuse and slight other people either to make points. People can make their own conclusions. Most already have. They can wonder how many of my thumbs down is from the very same person too.
7 Answers2 weeks ago - 11Upvotes of all answers in this question
Have you ever tasted something so delicious that it literally knocked your socks off?
Favorite Answer:Good thing they didn't land in the goulash. That would have ruined it.
6 Answers1 week ago - 27Upvotes of all answers in this question
J&R: How do I eat, drink, and be Mary?
Favorite Answer:You WOULDN'T want ME to be MARY....... I make an UGLY woman!!!........😂😂😂😂
9 Answers1 week ago - 27Upvotes of all answers in this question
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Favorite Answer:She was trying to get away from the guy working at KFC.
4 Answers1 week ago - 11Upvotes of all answers in this question
Is the Campbells Soup founder a bouillonaire?
Favorite Answer:He eventually opened a brothel.
5 Answers1 week ago - 2Upvotes of all answers in this question
Would an ADHD sufferer be cured at a concentration camp?
Favorite Answer:I think my plumber should get sent to a concentration camp.
When he installed my Buchenwald oven he left it with a big gas leak
4 Answers1 week ago - 16Upvotes of all answers in this question
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Has Laughing BOY ever told a funny joke?
Favorite Answer:I look at it like this..... We're all different. I realize my post are more goofy than funny, but it's always for fun. If you like me or not? Is your preference.
And if you don't?..... I don't really care.
4 Answers1 week ago - 8Upvotes of all answers in this question
Is Yahoo Answers going to provide us with some instructions for how we're to start navigating the real world or should we ask Jeeves...?
Favorite Answer:Make sure you use your Netscape browser when you do
5 Answers2 weeks ago - 11Upvotes of all answers in this question
If COMB your HAIR straight BACK?......Colud YOU get a PART in a MOVIE......😂😂😂😂?
Favorite Answer:Oh,yes,don’t,stop..
Pronkie is right;
WE WILL HAVE NO PART OF YOU
PARTING WAYS WITH US..🤗X
@LB-I’m Candy Lane there..Candy was too short😥..Candy Floss is Flossie the Sheriff,RR is R......R. (We actually just started telling jokes on page 5)..CHATTING IS ALLOWED.🤗
5 Answers2 weeks ago - 10Upvotes of all answers in this question
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Where do you go when you can't hold in your gas?
6 Answers2 weeks ago - 2Upvotes of all answers in this question
Math riddle What is 30 divided by half plus 10? ?
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It's 70
5 Answers2 weeks ago - 38Upvotes of all answers in this question
Is your internet connection to yahoo terrible today?
Favorite Answer:Yup but yup and yup it is yup yup yup yup
15 Answers2 weeks ago - 24Upvotes of all answers in this question
Have you ever peed while urine a shower?
Favorite Answer:This is my Ginger..... The ONE and ONLY spoiled CALICO!!!...... She is no STRANGER to the BATHTUB!!!......😂😂😂😂
She used to jump in the shower with me...... So I'd better not pee......😂😂😂😂
6 Answers2 weeks ago - 3Upvotes of all answers in this question
When Puppy Dog looks at Cat, does he say "Ruff!"?😂😂😂😂😂!?
4 Answers2 weeks ago