Jimbo

There was this woman that was traveling on a bus with her daughter Katelyn in Ireland. When they got to there destination they proceeded to get off the bus. As they where getting off the bus the woman notice this Drunken Irishman laying drunk on the ground past out, with his kilt up around his waist showing his private area. The woman steps aside with her daughter on to the side walk where the man was laying drunk, and starts to take the Blue Ribbon out of her daughters hair that she was wearing. The daughter asked her mother, what are you going to do with my Blue Ribbon Mum. The mother replies, I am going to tie it around his penis to let him know that he was exposing himself and he should be more careful in the future. About a couple hours later the drunken Irishman wakes up and notice that there is this blue Ribbon wrapped around his penis, and says to his penis " I don't know where ya been and I don't care what ya have done, but I am Dam wee proud of ya getting first place "

The answer will be given later if now one gets this.