If you were locked in a tower, with No food or drink ,only a calender and a bed How would you survive?

drink from the springs and eat the dates.

I would eat the dates from the calender and drink from the springs of the bed!!!

Eat the dates from the calender and drink the water from the water bed. too easy

I would use the calendar to know when the shops were open and lie on the bed whilst I ordered a Pizza on my cell phone. - If there were problems getting into the tower I'd call the A Team.

Eat the dates on the calendar and drink from the springs on the bed.

Eat the "dates" from the calendar, drink from the bed "springs".

That joke still sucks as bad as the first time I heard it, about 45 years ago. Don't give up your day job just yet...

use the dates on the calendar to eat

use the springs from the bed to drink

You change the calender to a year ahead

Yes, get water from the springs and eat the dates

well, since i can either have no food or just drink, i'll take the drink, then i'll eat the dates on the calendar or maybe you ment no food and no drink(haha), in that case , i would drink from the springs