do you have a good joke there? anything will do, lol?

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Here are some other ones-

A man to his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining.

A man: So what take an umbrella and go!!

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O, what ever you order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except a child.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I have to come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

A man: - why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it....

A man & his wife filed an application for Divorce.

Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?

A man replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

A Teacher lecturing on population:

"In India after every 10 seconds a woman gives birth to a kid. "

a man stands up- "We must find & stop her!.

A man visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.

The man goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.

And finds it means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

a man was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did a child cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

To avoid side effects!!!

Man: where were U born?

The second man: India.

Man: Which part?

The second man : whole body is born in India !!".

A man : For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.

I don't know how she got my number, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found another man painting the walls. He was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked him why he was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

He showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

Once man was drawing money from ATM,

The man behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "

The first man replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, its 1258" !!!!!

Q:) Why did a man sleep with a scale?

A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept........ !!!

im brunnette, and im sorry to all brunnettes out there but this is just a joke!! :)

what is the difference between garbage and a brunnette?

trash gets taken out once a week!!!!!!

hehe!

what did the maggot say? i come in peach.

what did the alien say? i come in peace

what did the broken glass say? i come in pieces.

just some boring joke i made up,sorry for the lousy pun.

teacher is asking questions .

teacher" I KILLED A PERSON convert into future tense"

student:" The future tense is "u will go to prison"

how do u turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS hahahahaha

How do you know if your best friend's gay?

his penis tastes like poop.

hee hee