What percentage of u.s. military members are possessed by demons?

Hi as many as those asking stupid questions in the car section on here.

I've answered this before.

just the gay for pay ones, if we're posting repeat crap.

Zero percent since there's no such thing as demons.

If you’re in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it’ll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.