I'm going to invite Anne, Princess Royal for dinner. What do you suggest I make her?

I suggest you make her, - stop off at my place first to freshen up in my bathroom and make herself look even more beautiful than ever.

I suggest you make nothing, but you already knew that answer. Over the last several months I have noticed particular members have been using Princess Anne as a way to troll and make jokes.

The woman will not accept your invitation. Anne is a snob and prefers to be with horses than with common blokes like you.

Make something that will keep for a very long time - as that's how long you'll be waiting for her to turn up.

Why would she want to go to dinner with you?

An apple pie

I don't really think shes coming, but if she does give her the taste of the street she probably had enough of royal food. Maybe some KFC or Mcdonalds and she wouldn't forget you.

Egg and chips, perhaps with some baked beans. No crappy supermarket beans though. Everyone loves egg and chips with two slices of bread and butter.

A nose bag of oats will keep her quiet.

Make her attractive and twenty years younger.