Is a fertilizer conference a real sh*tshow?

Fertilizer conference fan,are you?

It's all fun & games until theSHIT hits the FAN..

I've seen them on tv. Every time any politician gives a speech.

We like to FEEL we are COMFORTABLE with this TOPIC.....😂😂😂😂

Well,sometimes.Like when Betty White was voted Miss Pigeon Droppings of 1940.

No they just want to help people have a baby or two 

I once said I was going to put some manure on the garden. I was told that I should call it fertiliser. I pointed out that it had taken 10 years to learn to call it manure.