Is there a Six Flags in Southern California?

Question

Lots of people in Southern California say they went to Six Flags, however every single time they do I find out they went to this sad looking place called Magic Mountain where the place is literally burning down.

Please let me know if there is an actual real Six Flags in the area.  It really sucks when people say let's go to Six Flags, and every single time we end up at Magic Mountain instead.

anime_rules · Answer

Sadly, the nearest Six Flags from the DPRC is in San Antonio, Texas and is called Six Flags Fiesta Texas.

If you truly want the best Six Flags park, you will have to go to Jackson, NJ and Six Flags Great Adventure.

Real amusement parks are only located outside the DPRC.

Since, you live in the DPRC, you end up with sorry places Discovery Kingdom, Magic Mountain, the fake Great America.

(The real Great America is located north of Chicago and is owned by Six Flags).

I am so sorry that people in the DPRC are so clueless about amusement parks and think Six Flags actually owns a real park there.

FYI - DPRC stands for the Democratic People's Republic of California.

Hope your able to get outside the DPRC this year.  The good is many of these places do not have restrictions, unlike the DPRC for COVID.

MS · Answer

Magic Mountain is the Six Flags park in southern California.

If you don't like it, don't go.

Six Flags Discovery Kingdom is located in northern California.

Is there a Six Flags in Southern California?

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