"Why are men so wierd?" Does anyone have a good email forward?

This probably isn't what you were looking for, but it's funny. LOL. Read below:

Eight Words with two Meanings...

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female...... Any part under a car's hood.

Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male.... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female.. The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.

Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.

Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.

Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.

Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing

to put in it.

She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

She said . . ....That's a good idea - you stand by the sink and do

the dishes while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I

gave you?

She said . ......Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

She said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is

every night?

He said . . . A widow.

He said . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?

She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and

go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the

fridge.

SEND THIS TO ALL THE SMART WOMEN YOU KNOW WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO

THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

It's very rude to assume that this is a male related problem, women can have just the same problem as men do. The reason people find it hard to commit these days is because of how relationships are these days. Nobody wants to get hurt, so no commitment = no loss.

Are all guys like that? I think not

Why don't they commit? I can't get rid of my boyfriend.

Why don't they express themselves? I wish he would shut the f*ck up more often and keep his thoughts to himself.

Why are they hot and cold? Everyone is hot and cold. They are called moods.

But to answer your question, men are wired up differently to woman (according to John Grey) Read the good old Men are from Mars Woman are from Venus again if you have to.

And see what Random guy said 'woman talk too much'. I don't talk too much. I get told I am quiet.

Ok, I have got one.

Men are like a deck of playing cards.

You need,

a heart to love them

a diamond to marry them

a club to smash there f*cking head in, and a

Spade to bury the bastard.

Not best no, however I used to have an unpleasant answer mail for the humans that could ship them to me outlining the silliness in their ahead. It used to be alongside the traces of blah blah blah you are dull blah blah blah Bill Gates is not supplying you with cash for forwarding this blah blah blah do not ever ship me an additional any such blah blah blah or you'll be able to be abducted by way of leprechauns, raped by way of mad goats, and thrown off a prime cliff......

That is the question that we all want to know... good effort though.... LOL if you ever find out let me know or write a b ook

another stupid generalization about a gender.

why are women so emotional why do they talk so much why why why....

i don't have one but one thing for sure..that is the nature of boys..