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Never Argue with a Woman.. Star if you like it..?
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies,
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
20 Answers
- 1 decade ago
It's like the joke iv'e read here in yahoo answers!! Hahah!!!
There was a couple who rented a room in a hotel. Then after 5 hours, they went to the counter to pay for their stay.
The man saw the check and screamed. (I'm not sure of the price so...) $3000, for 5 hours?
The manager came out and said, what seems to be the problem.
The man said, this guy charged me $3000 for 5 hours of stay in room?!
The manager said, sir we have a pool operating 24 hours a day..
The man said, but I didn't use the pool.
The manager said, but could have..
Then the man said, well the pool only costs $xxx, what else are the charges...
The manager said, the food sir...
The man said, we only slept for 5 hours in one room!
The manager said, I could have eaten.
The man said, well ok. (Gives the check)
The manager said, but sir this is only $50.
The man said, exactly. I'm charging you $2950 for sleeping with my wife.
The manager said, but I didn't sleep with your wife.
The man said, but you could have.....
Source(s): Some guy here in yahoo answers... - F-16 ChiefLv 51 decade ago
that wife is getting a beaten when the husband finds out she took the boat out without permission to read a damn book,. she should have been cooking so he doesnt have to make anything himself when he wakes up. what a waste of gas
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Very good,
Have a star.
