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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies,

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again,

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

ANTELOPE ---> so much for the ant wedding

I am wondering if there is a name for this wordplay and if anyone can give me some examples. Thanks.

This is a reallly long story. I had a bf of almost four years. We were happy, we loved each other but he cheated on me. Is it okay to give him a second chance or should i just hate him and go on with my life, like what I'm doing right now?

These are some points:

1- We are already blessed by both parties (his and my family) for the marriage. We are already engaged and actually agreed to marry 2010 or 2011.

2- He's working in Dubai. He got me a tourist visa and stayed there (and yeah, like living in) with him for three months. We got back home together because he had his annual vacation. So a month later he got back to Dubai and i am left in HIS house.

3- A month or two after, he said something like "maybe you shouldn't love me that much", or "maybe we should split up because.. we need to enjoy ourselves as single, that maybe i'll fall for another woman, maybe i won't go back to the philippines no more, or maybe i'll just die here".. Which I didn't take seriously until I realized that he's getting cold towards me.. Fewer calls.. fewer texts.. He said sorry afterwards, like three days after, calling me and getting back to normal saying I Love You and stuffs like that.. That I shouldn't get mad, blah blah blah.. And then suddenly a month afterward he texted "Sorry Im not the guy for you. I can't forget you're love but it's better we split up. We have to enjoy our lives. Because I can't concentrate on my work.. my career, and I want to go out with friends. I know his friends so I actually agreed because I trusted them.. They were emailing me as well.

4- I found out that he was actually courting his colleague, the one that became my bestfriend there. I know his friends and colleagues there. So he lied to me, all this time he's saying there's no girl.. There is..

5- After I told him I already know the truth, he said he was just confused. That he will stop courting the girl and that he won't commit himself to anyone else, but me.. Here is the catch.. He won't court the girl but he won't be back with me either. He said I have to wait for him to be ready coz if he did, there's no turning back. He never said I Love You of any sort because if he does, then that means he's back so he's just telling me to give him time..

6- The girl never contacted me ever again. When my bf broke up with me, she even asked how I am feeling and that everything is okay.. Isn't she a *****? When we were still there (in Dubai), she always tell me take care of my bf and that I am lucky to have him.. That I am very kind unlike the wife of their other colleague who always text and call them bitches for always being with the wife's guy. Looking back now, is she telling me that because she wants to take my place? Is she taking advantage of my kindness because I know my ex is attracted to her yet I wasn't jealous because I trust him? Did they plan this all along? Why is she not even sorry for what she did to me? I never did anything to her.. By the way i'm 23, my exbf is 25 and the girl is 34, that's why my ex and I used to call her Ate..

7-Recently, I planned to move out of my ex's house and he said i shouldn't because his mom really don't want me to go. His mom likes me and calls me. He said that i shouldn't give up on him and just give him time.. That he'll be back by December this year and we should meet.. That he will buy me a ticket and visa going to Dubai again..

SO GOING BACK TO THE QUESTION: Am i right to just hate them and move on with my life, OR should i give the guy a chance?