Is there a difference between a Ted Cruz and a Chevy Cruze?

All Cuzzens.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Chevy Cruze is at least useful and a Chevy Chase funny, Ted Cruz is neither. 

Yes. A Chevy Cruze is much more intelligent. 

I own a Cruze, and it runs well - and it was made in the US.  The Rafael Cruz model is not reliable, and was made outside the US.

Yes, one is a sturdy American-made car.  The other one is a Canadian-born Cuban who helped incite a plot to overthrow the United States government and who escaped to Mexico when his constituents were freezing to death on account of Texas' lack of proper regulation of business.

Rafael Cruz has become extraordinarily subservient to his cult leader, The Donald, after The Donald exposed the possible involvement of Rafael's father in the JFK assassination.  Do you suppose Rafael was in Mexico to make sure the plot remains hidden?

Yep.  One is worthless POS and one is a car.

One has cruise contrtol.  I wish the other had Cruz control, too.

Ted Cruz is An american heri

The Chevy might be useful. Ted, not so much.

Apart from the fact one is a person and the other a car.