Dreamer

A friend and I were watching Bleach, (we're not nerds, we just love anime) and when he saw Monkey, he was smiling and said she was hot. I honestly thought he was joking, but still, he did have a point. Monkey was kinda appealing in that anime sort of way.

He then said that if they had a hentai on her, that'd he'd watch it. I realized he wasn't joking, and backed away a little. He said joking, even though he wasn't, and then he said, "wouldn't that count as beastiality though?" I couldn't answer his questions, cause I didn't know either. I tried to look it up online, but guess who found nothing? Honestly, finding anything about the subject was harder than finding Waldo.

Anyway, you're caught up to speed on what happened. Now answer this:

1. Does hentai with humanoid animals like Haineko and Monkey count as beastiality?

2. Does tentacle porn count as beastiality?

3. Does it matter what gender the YIFF is?

4. Does ecchi with these animal characters count as beastiality or is it indecent?

5. Is it wierd to be turn on by characters like Monkey, Haineko, etc?

6, Does it matter if they're full-animal or part animal?

7. What is that type of hentai called anyway?

Now, no, I would never indecently touch, harass, or have sexual intercourse with a real animal. I'm fairly certain my friend wouldn't either. Neither would we watch that kind of stuff. It's just anime characters are kinda appealing that's all, and we were just curious if this is wrong.

And possible answer in this order too. Thanks!

Also, be serious. I know that you're probably rofl'ing right now. But answer seriously. I know other people might be asking the same questions and not know the answer.

It's a Windows 7 Professional. Sometimes, or most of the time I get on, after awhile the screen will start fading into white and freezing up. I don't know why. It could be because I sprayed disinfectant on a napkin and wiped every inch of the laptop. But, I'm not certain.

I usually just knock on the laptop a few times and it'll start working, but that only works temporarily. Any permanent solutions?

To start off, my computer's acting up. You see, whenever I click on an icon, it ask me to "Open with." So, I click on the Internet Explorer icon, and it ask "Open with" and the option below it, strangely enough, IS the Internet Explorer.

I then click on the IE option. The screen for the Internet opens up, but then a bunch of random tabs appear. One says, "Open With," and gives me the only option I can use. Another says, "View Downloads." The other says, "Internet has stopped working," and asks me to check for a soluition, (which doesn't work) or close the program. So, I just exit out of all the tabs and continue to use the Internet. But then, it says "website error." So, I just ignore it and go on Internet.

What I don't understand is, when I try to open up Google Chrome, or Computer, or CleanUp from my Desktop or Toolbar it asks for the open with IE thing. And when I do, it won't open. It'll just take me to the Internet. When I try to open up Microsoft Word, it says "Application Not Found."

None of my games are opening, none of my applications are working. Only my music works and that's basically it. Any advice? I know this was alot to read, so thanks in advance.

Well, there's this girl, and she always talks to me, and we're really good friends. She always comes up and talks to me or she usually comes to me to start a conversation.

Now, my friend, who's a guy, is cockblocking me I think. Wanna know why? Well, when that girl and I talk, he usually comes over, interrupts our convo, and talk about something completely different. When me and that girl sit down, he usually wants to sit between us. All the time. Sometimes, when all three of us are talking, he's usually looking at her and trying to get her attention. He always tries to get next to her too. I never really said anything because I didn't want to seem jealous or jump to conclusions.

Is this cockblocking? If I don't like this girl, (even if I did before), does this count as cockblocking? If so, what can I do about it? How do I ask him how he feels about her? And if he DOES like her, how do I tell him not to make it so obvious so she doesn't find out?

I mean like some similar to Angel Beats! and Nabari No Ou soundtracks. You can just lists the shows if that's fine.

If you don't know what these shows are, keep scrolling! :D